Jokes & Riddles For Kids
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Did you know that farmers have two extra toes that most people don't have?
Toma-toes and Pota-toes

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Why did the DVD player go to the chiropractor?
It had a slipped disc!

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What ball LOOKS good but doesn't bounce good?
An eyeball!

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What's black and white but read all over?
The Newspaper!